Train-stopping
April 29, 2011   |   33797 views

I use my car every day to work. One Monday morning, I decided to commute and took the MRT at Shaw station. While approaching Boni, my stomach started grumbling. I wanted to go down to relieve myself but I was running late for work. Reaching Guadalupe station, I just couldn’t hold it any longer. I blew my load in my boxers! The damn shit was all in my pants! When I got off at Magallanes station, I ran as fast as I could before everyone noticed, but my stinking turd started dripping down my pants as I was walking. The dribbles of shit were following me everywhere—it was really embarrassing. I quickly ran to the CR to clean myself. Then I heard a guy screaming, “Hoy, p**-ina mo! Nagkalat ka pa dun sa platform. Natapakan ko pa!” I’m never going to ride the MRT again.
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  • crazycaboodles Apr 30 2011 @ 12:48am Report Abuse
       
    Imbento ! Hinintay pa umabot sa Magallanes Station para Mag CR kz umaamoy na TAE nya sa Tren.
  • lacibal34 Apr 30 2011 @ 09:23am Report Abuse
       
    damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!
    heheh
    it happen sometimes..
    kaya lang ang malas.,.ay yung katulad nang sayu nakaranas nako nyan pero hindi anyan kalupit.,.
  • blablan Apr 30 2011 @ 10:04am Report Abuse
       
    SHIT happens nga tlga haha!~
  • kepee03 May 01 2011 @ 02:43am Report Abuse
       
    azar...
  • tagapaggalugad May 01 2011 @ 05:42pm Report Abuse
       
    kahiya k...
  • boypren May 02 2011 @ 03:43am Report Abuse
       
    Pwede ito. Akala mo gas, yun pala solid...hehe
  • sions05 May 02 2011 @ 03:42pm Report Abuse
       
    shit happens,
  • peds_handsome May 02 2011 @ 04:01pm Report Abuse
       
    Grabe ka! Buti hindi pururot yung tinae mo! Kadiri to the max! Eeewwwwww!!!
  • aian10 May 03 2011 @ 10:38am Report Abuse
       
    sana bumaba ka na sa guada
  • jamesczah May 04 2011 @ 06:26pm Report Abuse
       
    awwww!!! yacks
  • kontajuz May 06 2011 @ 02:35am Report Abuse
       
    pre gusto ko sanang maniawala!
  • lino May 13 2011 @ 09:11pm Report Abuse
       
    lesson...make it a habit to pooh every morning...LOL
  • ryukendo10 May 13 2011 @ 10:44pm Report Abuse
       
    WHERE SHIT HAPPENS.
  • kamotey May 13 2011 @ 11:05pm Report Abuse
       
    SHIT HAPPENS.... para syo = all the time!!! nyahahahahaha!!
  • dorkamania May 23 2011 @ 03:34pm Report Abuse
       
    lupet!
  • durtman 13 months ago Report Abuse
       
    Barbero. You should relieve yourself to the nearest station especially if its the case of LBM. No taking chances there pal, dumbass.
  • marlonzincks 10 months ago Report Abuse
       
    di bale nang malate hwag lng mat** sa tren hahahahahaha
  • shnl_jester 10 months ago Report Abuse
       
    tama parang imbento. every station ay my salireng CR. bkt mo iisipn malate k. kesa mapahiya ka at mamura. baba k muna sa boni or guada. tapos sakay k ulet ng train.
  • shnl_jester 10 months ago Report Abuse
       
    tama parang imbento. every station ay my salireng CR. bkt mo iisipn malate k. kesa mapahiya ka at mamura. baba k muna sa boni or guada. tapos sakay k ulet ng train pagkatapos mo\n
  • neiltamiong 7 months ago Report Abuse
       
    hahahahahahhaahhahaha
  • makoycute 6 months ago Report Abuse
       
    iwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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