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To celebrate our fifth month together, my boyfriend and I decided to eat at a fancy restaurant. But I guess I was just too horny to wait until the dinner was over that while he was still driving to the resto, I showed him exactly how hot I was. My playing around heated him up he decided to just park his car somewhere. Things heated up and before I knew it, I was totally naked and we were doing the deed! Five minutes into it and I already came twice, how good was that?! We were totally oblivious to the whole fuckin’ world when a squad car parked right in front of us and beamed a light on us. I panicked, images of us inside a police precinct flashing before my eyes.

My guy instinctively revved his engine and in seconds we were evading arrest. He drove butt naked at 120 kph, man! When the coast seemed clear he dropped me off at a gasoline station. There I was disheveled—and to make things worse, my belt was hanging limp from my pants, my fly was open, and my thong was in my pocket! I commend my guy—who by the way happens to be my husband of 10 amazing months now—for good driving.

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